You don't have to call me Baldomero, just call me "B".
True stories of Baldomero Fernandez:
I recognized I possessed special gifts early in my life. As a child, after falling asleep, I would levitate above my body and fly around my neighborhood. I knew it wasn’t a dream because neighborhood dogs would all bark at the sight of me flying overhead. Sadly I lost this gift around the age of 10. However I can still speak with animals and whisper babies to sleep with great ease. When I was much younger than I am now, I built and launched a UFO as “Conceptual Art”. On January 31, 2013 I along with many other Southern Californians, I witnessed a UFO above the skies of Los Angeles, this UFO was identical to the one I built years before, coincidence? I get along with ghosts I’ve seen them, spoken to them and according to others they've spoken through me, we can talk about it someday over a drink. Currently I am
UNDEFEATED at chess against my 10 year old son. I placed 3rd in my age group in the Death Valley Trail Marathon 2017. I can make fire by rubbing sticks together. The secret ingredient to my Award Winning chili is Vegemite. To schedule a Margarita session please give me a ring I'm always in the mood.