True stories of Baldomero Fernandez:

I recognized I possessed special gifts early in my life. As a child, after falling asleep, I would levitate above my body and fly around my neighborhood. I knew it wasn’t a dream because neighborhood dogs would all bark at the sight of me flying overhead. Sadly I lost this gift around the age of 10. However I can still speak with animals and whisper babies to sleep with great ease. When I was much younger than I am now, I built and launched a UFO as “Conceptual Art”. On January 31, 2013 I along with many other Southern Californians, witnessed a UFO above the skies of Los Angeles, this UFO was IDENTICAL to the one I built years before, coincidence? I get along with ghosts, I’ve seen them, spoken to them and according to others, they've spoken through me. We can talk about it someday over a drink. Currently I am ~~UNDEFEATED~~ at chess against my 11 year old son. I unintentionally placed 3rd in my age group at the Death Valley Trail Marathon 2017 and the farthest I've ever run is 50 miles, this was at the Bryce Canyon Ultra 2019. I'm an Assistant Scoutmaster with a troop called the Mountain Men, on account of all the Mountains we peak while backpacking. I can make fire by rubbing sticks together and the secret ingredient to my Award Winning Chili is Vegemite. To schedule a Margarita session please give me a ring I'm always in the mood.